Sample Q&A Corner~
VIDEO POST TO THE NETWORK~
*As the screen fades in music begins to play. When it becomes entirely visible, there is a colorful stage. On the back of the stage ins giant letters is a logo for something called “Etna’s Q&A Corner.” Etna quickly enters the scene and begins to speak...*
It's time for Etna's Q&A Corner!
I’m taking this time out of my busy schedule to answer all your letters!
Let’s check out the first letter!
It’s from a thirty year old man on Earth! Now let’s see...
*A Prinny wanders onto the stage.*
I have a do nothing degree, a go nowhere job I don’t see anyway out!
That sounds pretty lame dood.
Yeah, why should I care about his screwy life!
Uh, he might give you a reward if he hits it big dood?
Oh... You’re right~ Well then here is what you should do...
First you need to get some capital, so go rob a bank or something!
Isn't there a better way to do that dood?
After you get the capital, you should slowly buy stock in a moderately successful company until you control a financial majority.
Ooh, that is a good idea dood!
Following your corporate takeover, you should embezzle the funds and buy stock in another more successful company!
But what if the first company goes bankrupt dood?
Well duh that’s gonna happen, but you don’t care anyway because right before that you sell the company and lay all the dept on some schmuck~!
Isn’t that illegal dood?
Well, he’s got a do nothing degree and a go nowhere job. That’s not a lot to work with here!
I don’t know, this sounds dangerous, what if it fails dood?
Then he will have all his needs met in prison! It’s a win-win situation~!
Doooood! This sounds like a terrible plan dood!
Oh well! That’s not my problem~
Oh look, it appears that’s all the time we have for today! I hope to see you all again next time~
But master Etna, we don't have a live audience so we can’t see anyone dood.
*Etna looks at the Prinny menacingly.*
Are you questioning me?
*The Prinny looks nervous* Of course not dood! We’ll both see them all next time dood!
*Etna is smiling.*
That’s right~
*As the screen fades in music begins to play. When it becomes entirely visible, there is a colorful stage. On the back of the stage ins giant letters is a logo for something called “Etna’s Q&A Corner.” Etna quickly enters the scene and begins to speak...*
It's time for Etna's Q&A Corner!
I’m taking this time out of my busy schedule to answer all your letters!
Let’s check out the first letter!
It’s from a thirty year old man on Earth! Now let’s see...
*A Prinny wanders onto the stage.*
I have a do nothing degree, a go nowhere job I don’t see anyway out!
That sounds pretty lame dood.
Yeah, why should I care about his screwy life!
Uh, he might give you a reward if he hits it big dood?
Oh... You’re right~ Well then here is what you should do...
First you need to get some capital, so go rob a bank or something!
Isn't there a better way to do that dood?
After you get the capital, you should slowly buy stock in a moderately successful company until you control a financial majority.
Ooh, that is a good idea dood!
Following your corporate takeover, you should embezzle the funds and buy stock in another more successful company!
But what if the first company goes bankrupt dood?
Well duh that’s gonna happen, but you don’t care anyway because right before that you sell the company and lay all the dept on some schmuck~!
Isn’t that illegal dood?
Well, he’s got a do nothing degree and a go nowhere job. That’s not a lot to work with here!
I don’t know, this sounds dangerous, what if it fails dood?
Then he will have all his needs met in prison! It’s a win-win situation~!
Doooood! This sounds like a terrible plan dood!
Oh well! That’s not my problem~
Oh look, it appears that’s all the time we have for today! I hope to see you all again next time~
But master Etna, we don't have a live audience so we can’t see anyone dood.
*Etna looks at the Prinny menacingly.*
Are you questioning me?
*The Prinny looks nervous* Of course not dood! We’ll both see them all next time dood!
*Etna is smiling.*
That’s right~